Sunday, March 6, 2011

Alon vs. Shlomi




Since I arrived in London, I have been searching for places to stay. I can't afford to stay at a hotel (and the company won't sponsor accommodations), so I have to deal with what I got. Phone call after phone call, email after email, couch surfer after couch surfer... nothing....




And then I get an email from Yaniv, Call ShloFont sizemi, he's a friend of mine that lives in London. Now if you know me well enough, you know that I'm pretty shy when it comes to asking strangers for a place to stay. But I actually met Shlomi once, and in the condition I'm in, I'm ready to ask a homeless person if we can snuggle for warmth.

Hello, Shlomi? I ask. Yea, Hi, it's Alon I'm Yaniv's Brother. I think we met a few years ago
when we got really stoned together. At this point I realized that this might be a different Shlomi. A more serious Shlomi. A Shlomi that doesn't smoke pot and hates users. But then I thought, wait this is Yaniv's friend. Its SHLOMI Shlomi! That moment he told his Girl Friend near by what I had said and they both laughed. Although, I later remembered that I was about 12 when I met Shlomi. So it never even happend. (Am I the only one in the world that can create and end a psychological break down in a matter of moments?)

Anyway, I met Shlomi that night with his lady, Ania. They asked me to bring over some Potatoes and Lamb chops. And I did as I was told. When I arrived Shlomi didn't look a bit like what I expected. He kinda looks like Danny Olinsky and me rolled up into one (Nachon, Yaniv?).

An amazing meal was prepared. Along with what I brought, they made Boar Sausa
ges. I couldn't get my hands off 'em. We ate, drank, and laughed till it was too late. Shlomi walked me to his apartment where he said I could stay while he slept at Ania's.

Wow! Is that what i think it is? an 'old school' reel to reel tape player, a fully functioning classical piano, acoustic guitars on the wall. I hit the jackpot! After a few instructional moments with Shlomi, I was left alone in this musician's wet dream of a room (its an expression shlomi. Don't worry ;) ). I played Piano for about a half hour and watched as every key I hit stroke the physical strings inside the piano. Then, since i didn't know how to turn it on, I stared at his reel to reel player. and just stared at it. And stared at it. Its so beautiful...


What a wonderful night sleep I had. Shlomi, man, Thanks for Dinner. Even though I can't wait to go back home to Israel, thanks, Shlomi, for making me feel as if I were already home.

3 comments:

  1. Alon, this is a beautiful account, and I can attest to its entire truth! I AM a nice guy;) but you are a nice guy too and very comfortable to be around, and you do make me laugh. Those are really great pictures you took of my nice collection, and I can tell you that it takes a special personality to appreciate it. The pictures show you did. Thanks for portraying me in such a charming light (did I really deserve it?)...oh and do come tonight again please;)

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  2. what a nice story
    I can hear Shlomi's stories about his life from another point of view (the other), familiar and unfamiliar to me. to leave in Shlomi apartment sounds to me "Shave", and As Shlomi wrote, I guess it was "shave" to guest you too.
    Hagar (Shlomi's cousin)

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  3. You left me guessing what you and I rolled up in one would be like...

    Ah! How come your adult male friends can only make dirty little puns in blog comments? What makes us so comfortable talking dirty online? Is it the anonymity provided with the Web? Wait a minute...

    I had a similar experience in London - crashing Shlomi's place on a work trip where accommodations were not covered, dinner, the wonderful Ania, reels to reels to reels...

    Be our guest in Jaffa, anytime, either of you, both of you. Rolled in one ;)

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